Saturday, 13 March 2010

Utterly Uteless

The mechanical collapse of two of the runabouts (both over ten years' old so that's not a surprise, they've lived a hard life) and their exclusion in the near future from entry into any city as they passed into the categories condemned by greenery, meant buying a car.

It has to be with sufficient ground clearance to go off-road - or at least on to roads that are a bit off; it has to have carrying space for trees and wine casks and bits of furniture and thus be able to be swilled out with a hose, near enough.    It has to drive quietly and fast enough along the motorway.  And have the latest eurogreen number. 

This is it, I thought.  The perfect foil to my Driza-Bone.  My Ute!   I was foiled at the last hurdle (which, come to think of it, was also a requirement for fitting into this wonder vehicle). 

It has to carry at least five people.

That would be a Tardis, I argued.  Anything less than a Tardis and it's just Ute-discrimination.  AND NO GENERAL MOTORS (unless Mandelson is handing them out free, which he is until the English elections).

But lots of car-makers offer Cubes that meet these requirements which is nice - I suppose.  I'll trade in the Lanci for the Ute.  Once I've got the dog.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you may have to go further a field for the new ute! I shall send some glossy brochures with my parcel and yes the dog is a must, may have to send one of those too.
Seven weeks and counting! x AA